This is very seriously not safe for work, and if you are easily offended by dirty talk, you need to keep on scrolling and save yourself the aggravation. Although I think it's funny that the article was like, "Wow, the dude who wrote Ulysses was a dirty bird?" I never finished Ulysses, but I've read enough to know that Joyce was a dirty bird, even in Ulysses. There was an obscenity trial and everything. I do like people reading out incongruous things on the Internets though.