"So, what happened in this story?"
"A boy got attacked by a monster, so he sworded the monster into little bits, and the monster was a robot, so it was okay."
I love the English language. I'm a stupid monoglot at this point, so I don't know from other languages, but it's freaking spectacular that there is now the verb "to sword". Sword well, my friends. Sword with wisdom and grace. And quit thinking dirty stuff: you know who you are.