Goodnight Dune
Freely available on this here Internets, Goodnight Dune is one of those books that is pointless to the uninitiated, but deeply satisfying to screaming fangirls. There isn't much to say about a 30 page pitch-perfect reappropriation of a beloved childhood classic, other than I freaked when I saw the gom jabbars hanging off the drying rack like mittens. 
Goodnight gom jabbar.